Not the actor that plays Ron Swanson, Ron Swanson the character. He wears long-sleeved polos tucked into his bad, bad, bad jeans and has a thick, distinguished mustache.
This is him.
He says things like "you had me at meat tornado" and "It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples."
Why do I love him???
