5. "Holla if you feel you've been down the same road"-Eminem 'Not Afraid'
Ok. So first off, most of you know how I feel about inspirational rap songs (not good). This song allllmost clears my BS bar..til Eminem throws in the word 'Holla'. Immediately, all his inspirational street cred is gone and all I can think of is B-Rad G from Malibu's Most Wanted.
4. "I race for your love shake n bake Ricky Bobby"-Young Money & Lloyd 'Bedrock'
Have you ever actually seen the movie Taladega Nights? I'm just saying..first you're going to bread me with smelly stuff from a box and then you're gonna make a sorta funny movie with a hairy dude? Is that what you're saying Young Money?
3. "I know you don't care when your t#####s errywhere homegirl take your m###f###ing shirt off"-T-Pain 'Take Your Shirt Off'
This just conveys the image of a woman with overly large boosoms running around burning her bra in the sixties. 'Titties everywhere' is just not an image I like. Weird right?
2. "I seen you with her..no Stevie Wonder"-Young Money & Lloyd 'Bedrock'
Ouch. Way to kick him while he's down.. Stevie can't see when his girl be with Young Money. Nice.
1. The worst rap/hip hop lyric I've heard recently..
"She's Indecisive..She can't decide." -Sean Kingston&Justin Bieber 'Eenie Meenie'
Sean..Seanny..I understand what you were trying to do. You had this idea...eenie meenie miney mo lover and all that jazz, and you had this great first line 'She's indecisive'. This is probably when you let JBiebs put in his input. As neither of you really knew what indecisive meant, you got someone else involved who explained it meant incapable of making a decision. You thought there was no way anyone could know what indecisive meant if you didn't, and decided to explain it to the listener. So really, you're a humanitarian!
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