You were right, Katy Perry, I AM a Firework!!! (Not sure why that is capitalized, but it's whatever, OK? Just shut up.)

A conversation between myself and my darling Colton Iverson.

Background: Colton told me, yet again, that I make bad choices, but that is why he likes me (a rather sad compliment, but I'll take it.)

Me: 

I know, I'm fun to watch.

On occasion.

Like...fireworks. But on a windy day

where you're kinda like..

shit.

I hope those don't blow over.

And light things on fire.

Colton:

BUT THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

Me:

PRECISELY

but they're also kind of loud

and they do the same thing over and over

and you're like...

"I'm not that impressed" after about an hour

Colton:

But theres the ooooooooooh! aaaaaaaah! effect!

dont forget that!

totes worth it

This is a firework in the wind.  Just so you know.