A brief list of things I would rather do than go to work today

Tonight we have midnights, which means I won't get off of work until at least 1:30 AM annnnnd I really don't want to work until 1:30. So here is a list of things I would rather do:

Pull out all of my eyelashes one by one and eat them.

Watch a marathon of The Closer starring Kiera Sedgwick while Kiera Sedgwick sits next to me and tells me behind the scenes info about The Closer and/or intimate secrets about her marriage to Kevin Bacon.

Have a marathon of all the Transformers movies.

Get my blood drawn.

Make out with a hobo.